Han Me Software Engineer Hun

Subah office bhagta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

9 se 5 ka kaam karta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Hardin onsite ka sapna dekhta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Din bhar computer k samne beith tha hun

Han me software engineer hun.

1000 lines ka code likhta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Project manager ka gaali suntan hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Manager ka poor jokes sunta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Raat ko call pe rehta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Weekends office me kat tha hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Din bhar busy rehta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Appraisal naam se tane sunta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

Innovation bolke copy paste karta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

System ko dosh deta hun

Han me software engineer hun.

I Quit

I quit because My love is gone.

I quit because I am lost.

I quit because I failed.

I quit because I am ugly.

I quit because the world is corrupted.

I quit because the world is not clean.

I quit because my boss is an ash hole.

I quit because my girlfriend dumped me.

I quit because I have nobody.

I quit because I have cancer.

I quit because I am poor.

I quit because I am abused.

I quit because I am neglected.

I quit because I am hopeless.

I quit because I am depressed.

I have one reason to quit. But I have thousand reasons to live. I won’t quit.

I will live against you.

I will live with you.

I will live for you.

I will live. I will live. I will live.

Dedicated to all of them who died by suicide .

99 facts about Guys

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted
, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

The day I missed.................

It's 6:30 PM. I was eagerly waiting. I was mad. I want to get it by any means. Don't worry.It's not the serial "24". and I am not an assassin. I am just a software engineer. I wanted to go Delhi for vacation. My train was at 8:20 PM. My train ticket was not confirmed. My ticket got confirmed at 6:30. I get into a bus at 7:45 to reach railway station. I desperately wanted to be at station in time.The bus is on it's way.Can I make it?I have to go 20 KMs in an hour time . Can I make it? God help me. There was lot of traffic as it was a Friday. The bus was so packed that I had to stand on a single foot . I was at the door. Two beautiful girls were sitting adjacent to the door. The girl in the right was so beautiful that i was staring at her without my knowledge. All of a sudden I heard a voice "Bhaisaab thoda side dijiyega". Then i had to give way to couple of folks to get down. I had two bags with me. I requested the beautiful lady over there to keep my bag below her seat. She was very generous to me and allowed me to keep my bag under her seat. I was staring at her in the name of looking at my luggage. She was very beautiful. She could be a Bengali.. No man she is little dark, could be a southie. Tamil!! Kannad!! I was wondering where she is from. Then she started talking to the other girl beside her. It's Tamil. Oh man she is a Tamilian. What a beauty. I never seen such a beautiful Tamil girl.Wait, is she really a Tamil girl?I Know Tamil,but I am not a Tamilian. But she looks like a tamilian. Tring tring!!! It's my brother." Have you reached station? " He asked." Not yet" I replied. "Where are you?" He asked. I told him where I am. Oh my God It's 8 PM already. Can I reach the station in time . Hurry bus hurry. It was one of the worst ever traffic that day. Can I make it? Go go............ I was shouting in myself. At last I reached. It's 8:15. God is the train there.Please help me out. I was very anxious. A porter approached me and asked " Sir Rajdhani?" I said "yes".He said it's on platform No.8. It will cost you hundred. At any cost please take me there. The porter took my luggage in his shoulder. Both of us ran and we had to cross 7 platforms to  reach platform No 8. To my agony I saw a red light very far. It's the light of the train's last coach. The porter says "Saab train to gaya". I could see the train leaving, still asked the porter "Sach me gaya". So foolish of me as I desperately wanted to be in the train. The porter says' "Hum jhooth kyun bolenge saab. Agar chahiye to jaada kimat maang lete." What to do now?Both of us were taking a deep breathe as we ran across the station. i got a call. I said "I missed the train". It was my brother .I took a deep breathe and asked the porter "Bhaiya ise aglewala station me pakad sakte h?"  He replied "Nai Bhaiyya". Shit I missed the train. It's the first time I missed a train. I don't know whom to blame. Is it IRCTC, who confirmed my ticket so late or the Bangalore traffic or should I blame myself that I should have started early even if my ticket was not confirmed. Whatever I missed my train and had to return disappointed.

An Idea Can Change Your Life

"Gandhi" -a well known and a respected name in every corner of India.How many of us really know about the person? How many of us really understand his philosophy? The name which did wonders. The name which brought us independence. In fact the "SURNAME", which was carried forward without his philosophy and was used in indian politics for past 60+ years.

I often hear from people that,Gandhi brought us independence single handedly. I disagree with them. Actually it's a collective effort. We had many leaders and the people who believed in Gandhi and supported him. But one thing I can say,It's his thinking which made a difference. One single idea can make wonders. That's what he showed to us. His idea of "Ahimsa" and his belief in himself and the people. He was confident on his ideology and his leadership.That made the difference. How many of us believe in our selves and our ideas or thoughts.Do you believe in yourself ? I can give example of myself. Many times I think of doing business, something like a food stall/restaurant. But I couldn't ever try that,because I don't have belief in my idea.Somebody told "Bade aadmi ban ne kliye bade idea ki jarurat hoti h". An idea and belief in it makes you successful. One more example I can give is of Dhirubhai Ambani. Whose thought is now a multi billion empire.So the bottom line is "Aapna soch badlo. Think high.Believe in yourself and your thoughts". So think out of box and do wonders.

When Sandeep meets God...

zzzzzz zzzzzzz.................huggggh ................zzz......zzzzz.........huggggh
Sandeep was in deep sleep.Somebody woke him up.
Sandeep: Bludy hell.Who the hell are you?Why the hell you woke me up you %^*&*&?
Somebody: I am God.
Sandeep: Are you kidding?(rubbing his eyes). Dude...........jokes apart.Tell me who are you? And why are you here and what you want?
God : I am God . I am happy with you . I want to give you whatever you want. Tell me what you want.( Our somebody is actually GOD)
Sandeep : Again ............??
God : OK. If you don't believe, that's fine. But just for my shake think that I am GOD.
Sandeep : Ooookayyyyyyy.........as   you insist, let it be.
God: Tell me what you want?
(Sandeep thinking)
After a long time, Sandeep takes a long breath and says....
Sandeep : Money.
God: Why ?
Sandeep : In today's world money is everything.
God :(After a deep breath) Tell me how much you want.
Sandeep : Let me think.
(Sandeep thinking.........)
If I have money , what all should I do?
First of all I should have a house. In Banglore I need atleast 70 lakhs to get a decent flat.
(Sandeep's soul comes in front of him)
Sandeep's soul : Kaminey.........paise velle mil rahe h. Kuch bada soch  begger  k aulad .Don't you want to have a villa with a  big swimming pool and a lovely garden?
(Sandeep thinks again)
Sandeep : Tu sahi bol raha h yar. Hamara khandan me aajtak kisika khud ka swimming pool nai h. 
God : Whome are you talking to?
Sandeep : Nothing.
(Sandeep thinks again)
To have a villa I should have atleast 5 crores .Then I want to have a car.  I like Scorpio. It was my dream.
(Sandeep looks at his soul and says )
Sandeep : Mercedes...........no no...Audi looks good.No Ferrari.
Sandeep's soul : Abe do char rakhle.
Sandeep : Hmm.....
God : Dude whome are you talking with ?
Sandeep : Arghhhhh......  noone.
(God in confusion)
God : OK. I am going to wash room.By the time I come back complete your calculation and tell me how much you want.
Sandeep : Dude how do you know that I am calculating?
God : Beta, God hun me God........
(God leaves the place. Sandeep starts thinking again.
If I will have a Mercedes, Audi...........I will have all the new models. It will cost me another 3 crore.Total 8 crore. I want to have some investments as well. Let me start a venture. That will cost me atleat 10 crores. That will serve me as my future income. The total counts to 18 crores now. I should have lands here and there which add to my property.Where? Banglore  hmmm.........  Bhubaneswar (Sandeep's home town), hmm.... Delhi 
Sandeep : (Looking at his soul)Capital hena.
Sandeep : Gangtok .(Again looking at his soul)I like it man.Atleast I need 20 crores for that.So total is 38 crores. As I am happy, I should make others also happy. 
Sandeep : What do you say?(Looking at his soul)
Sandeep's soul : OK. As you wish.
Sandeep : I will give some money to my brothers . 5 crores each. That will be 10 crores. So....... total is 38 plus 10 that is 48. I should give to my best friends as well. They were always helping me. Let me give 2 crores each.That will be 4. So total is .............52.  I should have 50 crores in bank.So that I can go for foreign trips with the interest itself. It will also be my safety deposit. So the total comes to 102. let's make it a round figure .So 100 crores.
"Wake up.... wake up......... It's 8 already. Won't you go to office?"
It's Sandeep's mother.
Sandeep fells down from his bed.
Sandeep : (Rubbing his eyes and looking around) Oh God....... it was a dream. 
(He smiles and thinks looking at the fan over him)
How greedy I am. And the worst part is, the world is so costly that I need 100 crores to have a good life.

Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.


10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.

You and Me

Remembering always
The days with you.
A joyful life
Which I am missing.
Your smily face
That attracted my eyes.
Your sweet voice
That I like to listen more and more.
You call me chimp
I call you donk.
It's a pleasant time
Which went away.
Your hand in mine
Your step behind mine.
May not be in your heart
But you are always in my heart.


Dedicated to my sweet heart :) :P :P

A journey to be remembered

Why all the girls named Prinyaka are so beautiful???

Don't be surprised. I have seen many priyankas like Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Panda, Priyanka Vazzhala and many more. All are beautiful. By the way I am talking about the flight attendant in Jet Konnect flight which I boarded recently. I was boarding into the flight and a pretty lady wished me. I couldn't stop myself and my eyes looked at her chest to have  a glance of her name. That's it, from that time onwards only one question striking in my head which i asked you.

All the passengers boarded in the flight and the flight took off. It was around 8:00 PM and the city was in her glittering night dress.I was above Vizag, the so called "City of Destiny" . I don't know why the name came to it but the city was looking completely fabulous with the evening lights. The flight was raising and the land was inclined with yellowish street lights. It was a feast to the eyes.Gradually the lights became stars and  all of a sudden it was dark. Oh guys don't think i am writing a fiction or some ghost story. It's the bay of Bengal.Now, I had nothing to watch out. I turned around and to my surprise, a beautiful girl was sitting next to me. She was wearing a denim jeans with a black top. She had some black accessories around her wrist. She was like so called " Bapu gisina bomma"(It's a saying in Telugu"). I felt like Bramha made her in his leisure with lot of patience and passion. The girl had a long nose with lovely lips. She was very pretty that I couldn't get my eyes off from her. I some how started talking to her. She hesitated for a while to talk. Then I opened my bag  and took mentos toffee from it. I ate the toffee." Mera dimag ka batti jal gaya."Then I took a Dairy Milk chocolate from my bag and gave it to her.("Shubh Aarambh se pehle kuch meetha ho jaye").She loved it. Then she started talking to me. We forgot everybody and lost within us. I couldn't  realize that I spent an hour with her. Our journey came to an end. We collected our baggage and the time to say good bye is here. So what happened next??

Her mother said her " Say bye to uncle ". Surprised??? She is 4 years old and her name is Tanya. :) :)

As an Indian....

Hello guys........ How are you all?
I hope all of you are doing good.Let's discuss about something hot....

Hmmm hmmm.... ok  I hope all of you know about Anna's protest. This is second time he is on road against the government. As you know he is protesting against the corruption and wants to have an act against it and get the black money back to India.It spread around the country in just few days. It's not Gandhi's time when to pass the message you have to go physically. But now the the message is passing in minutes.We have enough mediums like Internet,Facebook,Twitter,Mobile,News channels etc to spread the words.OK so we all know about it. So how many of us really think that it will work? How many of us are participating in the movement?How many of the participants really know that they can achieve it through the medium they choose? I am asking all of you. Most of you are educated and read or listen news. Is the government really giving it's ear to listen us.? Can we make a difference? I will say no.I know most of you won't agree with me.Even you may say that I am a selfish or I am not doing anything for the country etc etc. Again I am asking the question that "How many of you really thinking that whatever you are doing will make a difference?"I saw many people are doing human chains on road to show everybody. But we are not in early 19th when reaching message itself is difficult. But we are in the fast age where message passing is not a big deal. But in my view what's happening is just message passing. In won't work. We have to do in action.Our system is corrupted now. So it won't take anything. Let me give an example. If your system is corrupted, then whatever instructions you may give whether it is good or bad it won't work or will do some unexpected stuff. To fix it you have to repair your computer rather than giving some good instructions. Our government also in same condition. It won't take anything in, which is good . We have to fix the government i.e we have to change the government. We have to build a government which is completely new and have some passion to work for the country's growth(not for own growth). So if you really want to change it, be a part of it and change it. Bring our country back to us from the corrupted politician community. We should have leader to lead the country, not a politician. Stage show, human chain or messages, likes on facebook doesn't work. Our government and people are beyond the reach of all of this. If you really want to do something good, be a part of the system and change it.

If my thought really touched you please act immediately. Our country is in our hands.Some bludy politician can't decide the fate of our country. Good luck guys.

Jai Hind......

Are you really Modernized?

From a long time something is hitting in my mind. I wanted to pen it down, but I couldn’t do it. As I was busy with my life, my “so called busy corporate life”. No time to think back no time for friends and family. But  It didn’t let me sleep . So I had to write it at midnight, when the whole world is asleep. Never mind my Facebook friends, Anyway you guys are not in this world. Let’s come to the topic.

We are in a democratic country where you have freedom to do anything. Actually speaking nobody cares what you do. We got independence 65 years back. I wanna compare few things from the pages of history to the present day.

 If you walk on one of the busy road in a city, earlier people used to see few cycles. Whereas now, you can see streetful of cars and other vehicles which run on oil. Earlier people used to wear dhotis. Now all dhotis are replaced by jeans. Women were not allowed to go out alone. Now,  you can find women in pubs half naked. We moved from bullock carts to cozy cars. Moved from dhotis to jeans. Moved from desi daru to western liquor. Once upon a time letter was the only medium of message but now everyone has a mobile in his/her hand.

 Our government says that we are a developing country and we are modernized. Do we really modernized? I say we are actually westernized rather than modernized. Modernization is thinking in modern ways, using modern gadgets . It’s not changing into western culture. Wearing jeans doesn’t mean that you are  modernized when you can’t think in modern way. Jeans doesn’t suit our climate. Do our saree or salwar kameez that bad to wear? Our girls wear skin tight jeans and dress themselves half naked and say that they are modern. Fools….. you are not modern and you are trapped in western culture. Our culture is  thousands of years old where youngers give respect to elders, women are given respect and treated as God. Our culture is no more. Do you think drinking foreign liquor and using bad words on others is modernization?Do you think late night pub culture or walking on a road half naked  is modernization?

Our culture is respected abroad and what we did with our culture? We made it lame like us. Try to distinguish between being modern and western. Being a modern person will give you strength. Being western is nothing but fooling yourself. Adopt modernization, not westernization. I hope, you all can understand my appeal.

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‘You have done a brilliant work Rajesh. You have been
given….rrrrhhhhh……Raaaajjjeeeessshhhh………… Raaaajjjeeeessshhhh .’- what!! I woke up from a sudden jerk. ‘Raaajeeessshhh… .’…I heard my wife yelling. What’s with her? Always yelling for something or the other. I can’t be in peace even in my dreams. Shucks!! Angrily, I kicked my blanket and got down. ‘Raaajesssh….’  ‘Coming Meera..what’s w/ you. Why are you shouting like this..’.

I hurried down the stairs.  I saw Meera, my sweet(??!!) wife, sitting in the couch giving breakfast to my 7yr old daughter  Achala. Both looked happy, watching TV.  I got confused at the whole scenario. I came running down, expecting some kind of earthquake, but instead here everything was in place. I looked at my wife & daughter. She smiled at me back.  Now, I more got confused, what’s happening here? Am I in a dream?

‘Meera…’
‘Yeah Rajesh…’
‘You called me. In fact yelled.’
‘Yes. You are right!’
‘Everything is fine here right? Why you screamed like that then…’
‘It’s ‘cos it’s going to be 8am now.’

I couldn’t understand what she was trying to say. Is she playing some kind of prank? Is this the time for all these? I have to be in office by 9am for a meeting.

‘Yes. It’s going to be 8am.Right! So…?’
‘Rajesh, don’t tell me, you forgot…today is 27th ‘
‘27th..What 27th?
‘Don’t tell me you don’t remember?’

Meera gave me an ‘I’ll kill you’ look. Is it her birthday? No it’s somewhere at the year end. Is it my daughter’s? No no , we celebrated last month only right. Got it. Should be our Anniversary.

‘Hey Meera, How will I forget our Anniversary…’
‘Whaattttttt? ???….Anniversaryy yyy???…..’

Got it. It’s not our anniversary. Before I get killed…What’s w/ 27th. What ?? what?? Come on Rajesh!! Think. Nothing hit my mind. I looked at my daughter for a clue. She turned her face away. What’s with all women? Why can’t they be straight forward & say things. With so much work pressure, how on earth I am supposed to remember all the dates?. If I say something, then Meera will pick up a fight, and I will miss the meeting, my whole day will be gone. I made up my mind to surrender.

‘Meera, Sorry, I don’t remember. This medicine I am taking for cough, Something happened..my memory is deteriorating ..What’s today?’  Meera doesn’t seem like buying that excuse from me.

‘Meera, please tell me’ I asked in a pitiable tone..
‘Rajesh..You don’t remember at all?’  I moved my head left & right meaning NO. I kept my face like I am a patient suffering from ‘amnesia'.

'Rajesh, As part of annual day celebrations, today is 'Daddy's Day' in Acchu's school. I have been telling you for the past 3 weeks. Now don’t tell me you forgot. You already promised that you will go with her to her school'

I couldn’t believe that I accepted for something like that. 'Meeraa..did I??'
'Yes. You did'
‘at what time it starts..?'
'By 8:30am and ends at 1pm'.

Gosh!! 9am!! I have such a critical meeting. How I will attend all these.
“Meera, you could have reminded me yesterday right?’
‘Oh I didn’t remind you? Great. I didn’t call to your office. Or remind you in the evening and before going to bed’

Might be I wouldn’t have heard it. Or slipped out of my memory. Whatever!!

'Meera! Can’t you attend all these. Why should I??'
"Rajesh. It’s Daddy's Day!...DADDY'ss!!!!!'
'Oh yeah....but. ..'
'But what????...'
'errrh....might be some other day...'
'What? You want the school to postpone the function?'
'No..No…actually. .what..I am saying is..'

'What Rajesh??? What?? Tell me. You promised Acchu and are you going to disappoint her? '

I stood there totally helpless. I looked at my daughter. She was all dressed up and ready to go. She looked like, she will cry any time. I saw Meera. She gave me a murderous look. I thought for a moment and my mind raced with many calculations. Important meeting. I can’t miss for sure. Half a day is too much. So many deliverables will get affected. I can’t face Meera again if I don’t go. Might be I can postpone the meeting by an hour and for name sake visit that function and escape to office.

'Meera, I will go, but I can spend only 1 hour..'

'No...that’s not..'

Before Meera finished the sentence, Acchu rushed to me 'Thanks daddy. 1hour. Mom, 1hour is enough mom. Please don’t fight mom. Daddy, get ready soon..' she nudged me.

‘Do you know her school name and the route for the school or you want me to tell???’ Asking that Meera threw me an angry look and left the living room. I rushed up, got ready. Called my manager & told that I got stuck in traffic jam and postponed the meeting to 10am.

I took Achala to her school. I felt somehow entering the school, ‘cos it’s the 2nd time, I am entering her school. In fact 1st time. I once dropped her outside her school gate. The school had a big playground, Small Park with all kids playing equipments. Some stalls were put up. So many kids with their fathers moved around here & there.  Suddenly I felt some one touching my hand

‘Are you achala’s daddy?’ – A small kid asked. She had curly hair and bubbly smile.
‘Yes,,,My Daddy..…’ – Achala responded in an excited tone. And some kids ran towards me and Achala started introducing everyone.
‘Daddy! this is Rohit, this is zakir, Anis, Sylvia, Divya..’ – I told hello to everyone.
‘Daddy, Daddy, Zakir is my best friend.’ – I smiled at that cute blue eyed boy.
‘Uncle, Acchu told that you have so much work and you won’t be able to come. She told she won’t come in today. You don’t have work Uncle?’ – Zakir asked me.

I suddenly felt very bad on how my daughter has understood me. ‘No Zakir, I don’t have work’

‘Daddy, they are calling for the games. ‘ . Zakir ran to his father and waved his hands at me & achala. I took achala by hand and walked towards the stage. They were announcing the 1st game. Fathers will be given a sheet containing questions about their kids.  Fathers have to fill about their kids which will be verified with the kids response.

Achala was all excited about the game and she was all set to go. But I felt shivers. I looked at my daughter. Suddenly, I felt very far from her, and the reality hit me, that I don’t know anything about my very own daughter. I blurted out ‘Acchu..we will attend the next game..This one ..’ She gave me a deep stare. I thought she is going to cry or shout or do something. But instead she pulled out a small paper from her jeans pocket and gave it to me. Completely baffled, I opened the sheet.

My name is Achala. My birthday March 21st. I am 7yrs old. I like butterfly. Superman. Dairy milk. painting. dancing. I am in  1st standard A section. I like Dora. Mango. Apple. Fried rice. Jelly. I don’t like banana. I drink  boost.. I like yellow color. My nick name is ‘Honey dew’

And the list went on with small, small spelling mistakes. I looked at Acchu. ‘Daddy, read it, I know they will keep this game. So I wrote it 2 days back itself, to give you if you come. If they ask anything about me, write there. Ok Now go & attend the game’. Most of the things, my daughter has written & gave me, I never knew anything about it. I suddenly felt a lump in my throat. I went to the stage waved my hand to Acchu and got the question sheet. Since Acchu gave the sheet, I came to know about her & I answered almost all the questions. Then they asked Acchu on stage and asked the questions to her. We got the 2nd highest mark in that game. Acchu came running towards me and hugged me. They gave a ‘toy guitar’. Everyone congratulated us. Thou’ I won that game, I felt like a loser. I know, I don’t deserve this. I don’t know anything about my daughter.

She looked very happy showing that guitar to her best friend, zakir . What a kid she is. Understanding that her dad is totally hopeless and don’t want to let her dad down, before others she prepared that sheet and gave to me. The lump in my throat started getting bigger and my heart became heavy. I caressed her hair. What a beautiful smile she has and such big eyes. Does she miss a wing to get qualified as an angel? I have never admired my daughter or even watched her in all these years. She has that cute dimple of Meera’s as well as her eyes. Does that curling lip edges when she smiles, is mine? How I missed all this in my life.

Achala pulled me to the stalls there and I got some eatables and ballons for her and zakir.. She kept talking about the next game and suddenly my mobile rang. Oops!! Is it already 10am. I looked at Acchu . Suddenly her face became dark. She looked totally upset and asked in an low voice ‘Daddy! You have to leave now?’

I looked at my mobile. My manager was calling. It’s already 10am. I looked at Acchu. I looked around. All those happy kids with their fathers. I thought about my school days, where my dad used to come for all sports day, annual day, sit with me, cheer me up. Every day morning, while dropping me to school, he will wait near the gate until my head disappear. Evening, he will come & pick me up in his cycle, and I will be telling him all the stories that happened that day in school.

I saw Acchu. How many untold stories my daughter has kept in her heart to say me? I thought about all those days, where I yearned for a girl child and I wonder, how much of my time I gave her.

I pulled her closer, gave a kiss on her fore head ‘No Honey! I am not going. I will be here only…we will attend all games and roam around whole day.ok?’

‘Really?’ – She asked in an unbelievable tone.
‘Yes sweetz’
‘Thank you Daddy!’ – Achala kissed my cheeks and ran to her friends. School teaches you something or the other always. This time, ‘back to school’ has taught me a wonderful life’s lesson. I called my manager & told that am running high fever and can’t come in today. I know, I can handle things tomorrow. Today my daughter needs me more than anyone can need me in this world. With a lighter heart, I got up; ran towards Acchu, lifted her and gave her a big swing. She erupted into an uncontrollable laughter. The lump in my throat started melting away.

Life is often misinterpreted…
We work to live and not live to work…
Search the real meaning of Life…

Girls Are Intelligent!!!

P.S :- This is not original work done by me. This is copied from some unknown source.


One day, a girl, 18yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Devi: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn't know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time .. ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish.

Devi: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Devi: Be as you wish.

Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most  beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the  story : So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!


Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end.

         

HEY GUYS, don't worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think!

Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being  world's richest and the most handsome boy.


Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So don't worry if you  think that your girl-friend is intelligent than you.


Hey....I told u girls not to read.......  

Badly Need a Break!!!

How is you?
That is the usual question I get from somebody whom I call on phone or chat on a social networking site.Are you looking for the answer? Obviously the one you are expecting.

I say fine, good etc. Sometimes I even say awesome,bindas,fantastic bla blah...

Aren't they good to here?

Do really my life is awesome or fantastic? Obviously not.What kind of life it is.Sometimes I ask myself "Am I machine or a human being?"

Where are those days when I used to call my friend for school just for 2 biscuits. The girl sits beside me used to bring nuts in her pocket and give me without anybody's notice.Where are those days when I stood against a girl's father with my friends. Where are those moments when I used to have endless gossips,tripling on bike,beach time, picnics etc.


I didn't have a penny in my pocket those days. If you spend 100 rupees with your friends everyone was happy.I had the real Happiness of life. Now I earn a five figure amount per month. Still I don't enjoy the life.I go to movies,amusement park,trips etc . Still I won't find the happiness which I used to have while playing cricket with those ten guys in the school field.I am missing those days badly. I need a break. God give me a break from this shit.

Dedicated to all the IT guys!!!

How this love happens??

How this love happens??

I saw many movies in many languages. In all the movies one thing is common. Boy and girl see each other. A friendship happens and turns into love. In some other the boy plays some cheap tricks and the girl falls in love. In some stories they see each other for long time and decide that they are made for each other.

How crazy. Why the same stuff don't happen in real life? I know a girl for more then 10 years and she doesn't even care to talk to me. I see a girl for long time and see turns her face the other side.

Why the magic not applied to me.

Am I different?

I am not. I have two legs , two hands, one nose ,two eyes like all of you. I also studied in some college with lots of girls and working and earning money. Why don't girls love me?


I can Buy an ice cream. I can talk on phone for long time. I can even spend time with the loved one.

But still it happens in movies but not in real life.

Crazy Movies .Crazy World.

Just think about it

It's a long time from my last post. I am coming up with a story. I hope you will like it.

As we know both man and woman are human beings. They belong to same species still two different entities. What I can say is they are the two sides of a coin. It seems like they are alike but far away to think like that.

If they look into a matter both have two different perspective. They can never think the same.Even people also look at them absolutely different.

The fair sex always have the advantage over the masculine, still they are weak. If a girl is short you say she is cute ,adorable. whereas if you she a short guy you do mockery on him saying he is short.If a girl is thin you say she is beautiful and a master piece. whereas for a boy you say he is lean and worth nothing.If a girl is dumb you help her but for boy you scold him.There are lot more examples where the fair sex gets advantage over the masculine. And the favor is done by a masculine.

Why do we always do a favor to girls?That's the rule of nature.We can't avoid it. We just follow. You may not do the same piece of help to a man which you might have done for an woman without any reason. People say girls are dumb. But I say boys are dumb .




Think about it!!!

One of the busiest square in the city. I was with one of my old friend. We met after so long time that we didn't feel our surrounding for a while. A boy interrupted us calling "Brother" "Brother". The boy was around 8-10 years old. The bag was heavier than him( That's what our study system now a days). He was having a red colored bike . Oops!!! Bicycle. Which also looks bigger than him. We just surprised why is he calling us?He asked us to help him cross the road. I am surprised. Now a days such kind of kids still there??

As you know the kids of so called computer age are no more kids. They won't listen to elders, they won't respect them, they are busy with their computer games and studies. Even some are sexually exploited.

I was very happy to see such a kid.

Value

What is the value of 1 rupee?

You may think that I am crazy. You may ask "What a stupid question".

Yes, it may sound crazy but I wanna know it's value from you.

Anyway whatever may be the value it won't change. Even if you go US or UK or wherever, you may get the exchange value but it's value won't change. Do you agree with me? Yes I know you will agree. But one thing I wanna say you that It's value changes. Yes it is different for different people.I have plenty of examples to make you believe.

Once I was a child. I was doing my primary education. I asked my father to buy a toy car which costs 5 rupees. I asked him lot of times. He didn't buy. I had to cry 3-4 times when he listened me and bought it. Later it was broken by my brother for which both of us had to get punished.

One fine evening I was walking on the street with my brother. We found a 10 rupee note. We thought of spending it. We spent it whole evening. We ate whatever we liked . At last I couldn't have my dinner at night as my stomach was fully packed with the 10 rupee note.

I was going to school with my friend. He found a 50 rupee note and we fought for it as I saw it first but he picked.

Recently I had my lunch from a restaurant.The bill was 35 rupees. I paid him 50 rupees . He returned me 10 rupees and told me to take 5 rupees later as he doesn't have change. I could have gone for it the next day. But i didn't. I ignored it.

My friend was coming in the 2nd class coach of a train. It was very much crowded that he couldn't get a seat. Then he offered 100 rupees to a fellow passenger to get the seat where the person was sitting. You might have seen a person giving money to a TT which is very common on Indian trains, but what my friend did will be written in history.

I have many more examples to tell. One person will be paying 500 bucks for a silly drink whereas another person is thinking of a week's budget with the same 500.

My friend the value of money is different. It differs place to place, with the life style, with your social class etc etc.

Sreenu's Love Letter

Sheila I don't know whether it's love or not. I still wonder what it is.

The day I saw you first time, I bunked my class.

The day I touched you, I skipped my dinner.

The day teenage touched my feet, your thoughts touched my mind.

The day you talked to me,my heart stopped beating for a while.

I have been in love with you from the day I started Physics.

I learned the Newton's third law from the pages of Physics and I applied.It worked everywhere.

I hit a ball on the wall, it hit back.

I threw a stone on a dog, It bit me.

I gave flying kiss to Minakshi medam, She slapped me.

But it didn't work with you. why? Didn't you study Physics? Are you weak in Physics?

You might have come to me. I might have taught you Physics.

Still you look at me like a stranger. I am yet to figure out what is it between us?I have to apply all the formulas I know to find out the X between us.

Can you tell me what is the X between us?Oh.......... Sorry Sorry. You are weak in Mathematics right. I remember, you used to come to me to solve the Math problems. Ok Ok.... I will find the X soon and let you know what it is.

Till I find the X, you forget all the Maths and Physics and think of the Chemistry we have to make if it is Love.

Yours Lovingly,

Sreenu