When Sandeep meets God...

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Sandeep was in deep sleep.Somebody woke him up.
Sandeep: Bludy hell.Who the hell are you?Why the hell you woke me up you %^*&*&?
Somebody: I am God.
Sandeep: Are you kidding?(rubbing his eyes). Dude...........jokes apart.Tell me who are you? And why are you here and what you want?
God : I am God . I am happy with you . I want to give you whatever you want. Tell me what you want.( Our somebody is actually GOD)
Sandeep : Again ............??
God : OK. If you don't believe, that's fine. But just for my shake think that I am GOD.
Sandeep : Ooookayyyyyyy.........as   you insist, let it be.
God: Tell me what you want?
(Sandeep thinking)
After a long time, Sandeep takes a long breath and says....
Sandeep : Money.
God: Why ?
Sandeep : In today's world money is everything.
God :(After a deep breath) Tell me how much you want.
Sandeep : Let me think.
(Sandeep thinking.........)
If I have money , what all should I do?
First of all I should have a house. In Banglore I need atleast 70 lakhs to get a decent flat.
(Sandeep's soul comes in front of him)
Sandeep's soul : Kaminey.........paise velle mil rahe h. Kuch bada soch  begger  k aulad .Don't you want to have a villa with a  big swimming pool and a lovely garden?
(Sandeep thinks again)
Sandeep : Tu sahi bol raha h yar. Hamara khandan me aajtak kisika khud ka swimming pool nai h. 
God : Whome are you talking to?
Sandeep : Nothing.
(Sandeep thinks again)
To have a villa I should have atleast 5 crores .Then I want to have a car.  I like Scorpio. It was my dream.
(Sandeep looks at his soul and says )
Sandeep : Mercedes...........no no...Audi looks good.No Ferrari.
Sandeep's soul : Abe do char rakhle.
Sandeep : Hmm.....
God : Dude whome are you talking with ?
Sandeep : Arghhhhh......  noone.
(God in confusion)
God : OK. I am going to wash room.By the time I come back complete your calculation and tell me how much you want.
Sandeep : Dude how do you know that I am calculating?
God : Beta, God hun me God........
(God leaves the place. Sandeep starts thinking again.
If I will have a Mercedes, Audi...........I will have all the new models. It will cost me another 3 crore.Total 8 crore. I want to have some investments as well. Let me start a venture. That will cost me atleat 10 crores. That will serve me as my future income. The total counts to 18 crores now. I should have lands here and there which add to my property.Where? Banglore  hmmm.........  Bhubaneswar (Sandeep's home town), hmm.... Delhi 
Sandeep : (Looking at his soul)Capital hena.
Sandeep : Gangtok .(Again looking at his soul)I like it man.Atleast I need 20 crores for that.So total is 38 crores. As I am happy, I should make others also happy. 
Sandeep : What do you say?(Looking at his soul)
Sandeep's soul : OK. As you wish.
Sandeep : I will give some money to my brothers . 5 crores each. That will be 10 crores. So....... total is 38 plus 10 that is 48. I should give to my best friends as well. They were always helping me. Let me give 2 crores each.That will be 4. So total is .............52.  I should have 50 crores in bank.So that I can go for foreign trips with the interest itself. It will also be my safety deposit. So the total comes to 102. let's make it a round figure .So 100 crores.
"Wake up.... wake up......... It's 8 already. Won't you go to office?"
It's Sandeep's mother.
Sandeep fells down from his bed.
Sandeep : (Rubbing his eyes and looking around) Oh God....... it was a dream. 
(He smiles and thinks looking at the fan over him)
How greedy I am. And the worst part is, the world is so costly that I need 100 crores to have a good life.